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Old 02-05-2010, 05:12 PM
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Default When you were young and cool, what was your best pick up line...

...you used on the ladies?

Did it actually work?

Was it said more as a joke?

Hey girls, Did any of these lines ever work?

Another way to pass the time while we are snowed in this week end.
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Old 02-05-2010, 05:59 PM
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hi my name is jack, this is my friend meoff
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sit at the bar and drink. wait patiently for an attractive woman to come over and start a conversation. worked a lot but not all the time. some of their lines were classic!
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I have a boat.


I also used 'You want to use these sunglasses' when they turned on the lights in the bar.
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sit at the bar and drink. wait patiently for an attractive woman to come over and start a conversation. worked a lot but not all the time. some of their lines were classic!
I gotta agree here. it's not what you say, it's what you DON'T say.
If a woman finds you attractive, she'll let you know.
While I played the low-key, mysterious type, all the other desperate dip$hit guys were making total a$$es of themselves trying to impress the gals while getting stupidly drunk. Not that difficult really
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..."as long as you get me back home before 6:30 am"

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I was a decent dancer so just asked ugliest chick to dance and let the good ones line up.
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Him to girl at bar: So darling how would you like your eggs in the morning?

Her: Unfertilized.
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I hope that fall from Heaven didn't hurt cause you certainly are an Angel...
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Wait for the look, walk over and then say
Hey my names _______
What do you say will skip all the bullshit conversation and just go back to your or my place.

Do it to 5-10 girls
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Wait for the look, walk over and then say
Hey my names _______
What do you say will skip all the bullshit conversation and just go back to your or my place.

Do it to 5-10 girls
I don't have that big a bed!
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:30 PM
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I didn't have any good lines.
I looked for the girls that were doing shooters.
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Are you an Angel? Am I dead? Cause this must be heaven!
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Old 02-05-2010, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray Zor View Post
I gotta agree here. it's not what you say, it's what you DON'T say.
If a woman finds you attractive, she'll let you know.
While I played the low-key, mysterious type, all the other desperate dip$hit guys were making total a$$es of themselves trying to impress the gals while getting stupidly drunk. Not that difficult really
U da fckn MAN
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"You look just like my second wife"

"How many times have you been married?"

"Once."
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Old 02-05-2010, 09:21 PM
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"Hey bitch how much?"

I herd this one "how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice"
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Not pickups lines, but a couple of mottos we used to use when I was in the Navy;

1. Go ugly early

2. If she is below your standards, lower them

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I lived in a tourist area and worked on a parasail boat in the summer. There wasn't a lot for kids to do. My best line was: There is a party tonight if you want to go. I'd get their number and call after work. I'd get a 6 pack, pick them up and tell them the party was canceled but I had a 6 pack and we could sit on the beach and drink it.

Almost never failed.
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Deleted, sorry thought better of it, waaaaay to crude
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