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Marlin009 01-23-2010 06:47 AM

Tiffany's
 
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond

bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more

closely, she unexpectedly farts.



Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her

little 'whoops' and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.



As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a

salesman standing right behind her and he's good looking as well.



Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a

professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady

with,Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"



Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow

missed her little 'incident', she asks,

"Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"



He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it - you're going to

shit when I tell you the price."

TimW Texas 01-23-2010 07:44 AM

LOL. How do you like recycled air sir.


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