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Old 01-14-2010, 04:04 AM
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Don't know if this is true or not but it is funny.

Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally January 10, 2010 by randyedye

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials. “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons *****d with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer







If this is true it is funny
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Old 01-14-2010, 04:20 AM
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You have got to be retarded to protest leather at a biker gang event. Fortunantly the PETA supporters fit that description. Throwing water balloons at bikers, come on now you didnt expect them to run and hide did ya?
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It's really funny but fake. Looks like an article from The Onion
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One can only hope that it is true.
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Sure they will come back on the older women wearing leather or fur coats. Much easier ....
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PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
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Too funny.. That would be a hoot to witness!
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Its satire
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"They peed on me!"

I LOVE IT!
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:23 AM
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May not be true but it is funny as hell.
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Conceivably, it is very true. I guess the truth pivots around what level of bike gang we are talking about here.
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Like to have been 'a fly on the wall' at their next PETA meeting... Popular subject would have to be so who's idea was that?
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PETA's home office is in Norfolk Va. on the Elizabeth River and a local radio station has an annual fishing tournament each year right infront of their office.
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Freakin HILARIOUS. I so hope that this is true.:thum bsup:
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There lucky, hot dogs and buns . Thing's could have gone south real fast.
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Originally Posted by Semper Fi-sh View Post
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
And the flip side to that coin would be, PETA dicheads ( ) are also all about saving the trees, plants and flowers. Well what the heck do they think vegetables are?
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