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Old 01-10-2010, 05:32 AM
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They are following me everywhere. I am afraid to leave the house. They are in the bushes and behind the counters in the stores and in cars all around me. I just know some day in the supermarket at the check-out my wife will see a picture of me and some famous hot super model in an uncompromising position.

I am sure you guys have had this problem too. What did you do? What should I do.

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Old 01-10-2010, 05:42 AM
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Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you, because they really are. I know this because I hear voices, but see nothing.


But really, I went through a period of time when the media really did pester me. I did a couple of news spots and interviews a week and refused the rest.
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I always get one of these
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Originally Posted by LI Sound Grunt View Post
They are following me everywhere. I am afraid to leave the house. They are in the bushes and behind the counters in the stores and in cars all around me. I just know some day in the supermarket at the check-out my wife will see a picture of me and some famous hot super model in an uncompromising position.

I am sure you guys have had this problem too. What did you do? What should I do.
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:25 AM
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Thanks...

I personally haven't actually seen any but you know how sometimes you just know?

There was a snow plow yesterday going by real slow and I suspect he had a camera with a telephoto lens as he just speeded up as I went out front to confront him.

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Old 01-10-2010, 06:37 AM
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Thanks...

I personally haven't actually seen any but you know how sometimes you just know?

There was a snow plow yesterday going by real slow and I suspect he had a camera with a telephoto lens as he just speeded up as I went out front to confront him.
We're not the paparazzi.

And that was not a camera.

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They are following me everywhere. I am afraid to leave the house. They are in the bushes and behind the counters in the stores and in cars all around me. I just know some day in the supermarket at the check-out my wife will see a picture of me and some famous hot super model in an uncompromising position.

I am sure you guys have had this problem too. What did you do? What should I do.

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Old 01-10-2010, 08:58 AM
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OH CRAP!!!!!
It's not a camera.....
It was a DNA replicator.
If they aimed it at you, you are in really deep poo-poo.
After it pulls your biological markers, your body will start to degrade within 72 hours because they cannot allow you to live while they have your clone.
My suggestion is to start giving away all your fishing gear and boat to your THT friends.

Hurry, you haven't much time!!!!
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