The elderly- joke

Old 10-29-2009, 07:40 AM
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Default The elderly- joke

A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'

The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'

The clerk is astonished.

'Your wife's name is Crisco?'

The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're Out in public.'

'I see,' said the clerk.

'What do you call her at home?'

'Lard ass.
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:26 PM
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Ohhh darn . . . . didn't see that one coming
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The little old guy's a boater too........for the moment

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Old 10-30-2009, 04:33 AM
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Hi Friends.

-: Three Elderly Men :-

Three elderly men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The seventy-year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to tinkle."
The eighty-year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM."
The ninety-year old says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I flop like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
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Good first post....
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