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Old 10-27-2009, 07:07 AM
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The madam opened the brothel door in Fort Lauderdale and saw a rather un-dignified, swarthy-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.


"May I help you sir?" she asked.


The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."


"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.


He replied, "No, I must see Valerie."


Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.


Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.


After an hour, the man calmly left.


The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.


Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.


"There are no discounts. The price is still $5000."


Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.


After an hour, he left.


The following night the man was there yet again.


Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.


After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"


The man replied, " Miami ."


"Really," she said. "I have family in Miami ."


"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."


The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer!
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:29 AM
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Old 10-27-2009, 08:10 AM
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thats a good one i gotta show my wife. her being a lawyer i tell her every lawyer joke i come across.just to be an ass!
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That is really good!!
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Travelling salesman goes into a whorehouse and asks for the worst piece of a$$ in the house. Madam says, no you mean the best. He says, "no, worst. I'm homesick, not horney".
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Wife had a good laugh
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Wife had a good laugh
Same here...well the fiancee at least.
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