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Old 10-19-2009, 01:32 PM
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The game warden is watchin Boudreaux as he throws dynamite into the water, lets it explode and then uses a dip net to scoop up all the stunned fish. After watching several minutes of this activity from a hiding spot, he pulls his boat up next to Boudreaux's boat and ties them togehter.

Warden: Boudreaux, what da hell you tink you doin?

Boudreaux: Oh, how ya'll are Thibadeaux?

Warden: I'm fine Boudreaux, but what you tink you doin?

Boudreaux: Well, I'm fishin, what you tink I'm doin?

At this point Boudreaux lights another stick of dynamite.

Warden: Boudreaux, you know it against the law to do dat?

At this point Boudreaux hands the lit dynamite to the warden, unties the two boats and starts paddling away.

Boudreaux: You gonna sit dere all day an yap or you gonna fish?
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Old 10-19-2009, 07:05 PM
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boudreaux,s having a good day when the warden pulls up, warden says ma boudreaux, let me see in you live well.
boudreaux says cmon, you know I just got my limit a trout. the warden starts counting, 1 2 3 4 all the way to 27. boudreaux you know the limit is 25, you cant count? boudreaux says no t, dem two right there is how I catch the rest. them is my pets. they go out and lure the others close for me. then i call em back and they comme on in.
warden says, you must take me for a fool boudreaux, fish dont come when called.
boudreaux says, ma dese do. prove it says the warden. so boudreaux looks around the live well, picks out da two smallest, and sets them overboard. after about five minutes the warden says, " see i told you those fish dont come when you call them." and boudreaux says, "what fish"
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Boudreaux:"Hey Thibodaux, why dem scuba tank divin' men always fall backwards out da boat like dat, heh?"

Thibodaux: "Boudreaux, man, if they went forward, dey would fall in da boat"
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After having their 10th child, Boudreaux and Clotile decided that that was enough. So Boudreaux went to the doctor and told the doctor that he and Clotile didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told Boudreaux that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor told Boudreaux that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light the fuse, put the cherry bomb in a can, then hold the can up to his ear, and count to 10.

Boudreaux said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help us not have any more children." So Boudreaux and Clotile drove to Texas to get a second opinion.

The Texas doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he figured out who he was dealing with. So, the doctor told Boudreaux to go home and get a cherry bomb, light the fuse, place the cherry bomb in a tin can, hold it next to his ear, and count to 10.

Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, Boudreaux went home, got a cherry bomb, lit the fuse, and put the cherry bomb in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count on his fingers, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs, and resumed his counting with the fingers on his other hand.

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