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Old 09-11-2009, 09:09 AM
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The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.










































It also works at DMV and the Laundromat.

Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order.
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We know that couldn't be true. Illegals aren't really scared of being deported.
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Old 09-11-2009, 10:25 AM
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This one works even better!


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Old 09-11-2009, 10:36 AM
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Where can I get me one of those patches???

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or this one

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Old 09-11-2009, 12:32 PM
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Quick change kit velcro for the patch and you can leave the hat on the dashboard when you don't need "instant access".

Should be standard issue at all medical facilities.

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I love it!!
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I'm trying it at the Sprint store.
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Good stuff
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Now that is worth a bump to the top
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That is great!
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Or go in and tell everyone that the FEMA office downtown is giving away FREE SH!T
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If I had some of those I might still be banking at Bank of America.
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Originally Posted by gf View Post
This one works even better!


would be funny except for the fact they don't do their job.
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Let's push all the fun aside for a moment, so why'd you go to the ER Steve? Is everything ok?
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