Old 09-01-2009, 07:04 PM
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Joke of the day.


Paddy was working out back with his chainsaw when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.

Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2009! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put em back on and made you like new!'

'Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'

And Paddy said, ' How da hellwas I 'sposed to pick them up !!!
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Old 09-01-2009, 09:47 PM
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