A clean joke

Old 09-01-2009, 10:21 AM
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a recent party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room. The three who remained talked about their kids and their success.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich
that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to
become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom who asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons. What about your son?' The fourth man replied:
'My son is gay and makes a decent living dancing as a stripper at a
local nightclub.' The three friends said: 'That a shame, you must be very

'The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed nor am I disappointed. In fact
I am very proud of him. After all, He's my son and I love him with all of my heart
and he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top
of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
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thats pretty funny right there....
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The look on those three guys faces would have been priceless!
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