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Old 03-29-2009, 07:36 AM
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While all you guys were sitting around, having a beer, watching the NCAA's, cleaning tackle, sorting the boat stuff, I was scoring points with the wife that I imagine I will never be able to collect on.

The Wife begged me to go to a local version of The Vagina Monologues.

If you have a chance to go to this, one word, DONT

It was the most offensive display of man hating I've ever witnessed.
There was five of us shleps that accomanied our wives, the rest of the people were bull dyke(no offense intended to the lesbian boating crowd) man haters.

If this is how woman seriously feel about men, than I don't see any reason to continue with life as we know it. Procreation is coming to an end.

NOW, how to collect from the wife? I'm thinking the best way to collect is to participate in some woman degrading acts. Maybe strippers north of the border Our Ontario THT'ers know what I'm talking about.

The 3 double shot drinks did nothing. If I had know the drinks would end before the event, I would have lit myself up before I went
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That's a tough act to follow


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Mike you "had" three choices, now you only have two....you missed your opportunity last night to slap her around for going in the first place......just joking ladies, just joking. Hey, which brings about, why on earth did your wife want to go in the first place????? >
Second option Mike, do nothing and hope like hell you current wife doesn't become a X-wife and become a VM.
Or you could take the high road, expect nothing but show her you care enough to talk to her about it......this will show your softer side......which in turn "should" earn you even more browny points....which of coarse you will never be able to collect on.


Oh and hey Mike, don't do what you think us guy up here in Ontario do......we know full well to never do that! Just a head's up buddy.
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Butt Licker! hahahaha!

You should have negotiated payment ahead of time, now that she's seen that show you'll probably have to cook dinner?
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Why on earth would she ask you to go do this show? I know you aren't whipped.....so was it just for banking some points? Or does she have some on you that she was cashing in on?
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I negotiated payment WAY ahead of time. Only problem is I didn't realize the real pain it would cause

All I asked for was for her to drive home so I could numb my pain. It simply was bad negotiating by me

She asked me to go because her co-worker is the production manager of the show. Wife's not a man hater. Although she didn't hate it as much as me, that could be a problem.

I not only screwed up the negotiating, but I was PISSED when we left the joint, which made matters worse. You would think after all these years, I would be better at negotiations. I never learn.

I'll probably be wearing a freakin apron by tonight.
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Next birthday, give her an Andrew "Dice" Clay DVD.
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Originally Posted by Mike Boehler View Post

The Wife begged me to go to a local version of The Vagina Monologues.

If you have a chance to go to this, one word, DONT

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Damn that should be worth a new 36' Yellowfin
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They say 85% of women are battered.

I never knew that.

And after all this time, I've been eating them raw



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Originally Posted by pbr streetgang View Post
They say 85% of women are battered.

I never knew that.

And after all this time, I've been eating them raw



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As long as you are only bashing WASP males they will still give you a good write up in the paper. Never negotiate for less than twice what you think you will deserve for said painful excersizes. That way when you only get half the sympathy you are not totally screwed over.
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I feel for you, man.
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Thanks Buddy, Married?? You'll get yours someday!
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Thanks Buddy, Married?? You'll get yours someday!
Going on 10 years. Sorry, I couldn't resist!
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Daymn.... I thought I scored good yesterday by vacuuming and cleaning the bathroom. But I believe you got me beat on the points.


P.S. I make mine pay upfront She's not very trust worthy when it comes to making good on our payment arrangement.
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I went to LaNouba once with the wife and some artsy friends. It was ok.

Vagina Monologues? No f###ing way. My wife wouldn't want to see it anyway.
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damn, seems like you guys knew more about this thing than I did. I had no idea what the hell it was. you are warned now though.
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What's the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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