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Old 03-24-2009, 09:02 AM
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My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibits
we stopped at was the breeding bulls...

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. '
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,
'He mated 50 times last year. '

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. '
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ' WOW, that ' s more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him. '

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. '
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs,
and said, ' That ' s once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one. '


I looked at her and said, ' Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow. '




















My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and I should eventually make a full recovery.





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Love it!!!!
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As my grade 10 math teacher said to me one time as we were walking to the principals office, "but did you have fun in saying it or doing it? You better have for the trouble you're in. If not the trouble you are in would not be worth it"! Dave Truman was his name........I'll never forget that little speech of his.

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