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Old 03-17-2009, 01:22 PM
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I'm a Ford guy but GM might have something "going on" with this truck!!

I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer
yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say,'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music,
and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of
their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guys ran a red light and
nearlycreamedmy new truck, but
I swervedin time to avoid them.
I yelled........ 'Ass Holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play,
sung by Jane Fonda andBarbra Streisand, backed up by
Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry
on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons,
Bill Clinton on sax , and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.
Damn........I LOVE this truck
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