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Old 03-17-2009, 07:46 AM
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blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.


"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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Here is a good one:


REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been
completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them..

Hellloooo, just because I'm BLONDE doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last
year, namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo! It's been a year! (I told him!)

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung
up.... He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument.

I bet he felt like an idiot.
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Those are both good. I think the one about the blonde cop is a true story.
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Originally Posted by PJJR View Post
blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.


"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Good one!!
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Two blondes on the beach in California, one turns to the other and says, "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?" The other says, "Hello! Can you see Florida?"
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Why do blondes like adjustable steering wheels?

More headroom.
Old 03-19-2009, 06:55 AM
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Blonde settles into her seat on a long flight. The guy next to her asks if she wants to play the Question game.
"What's that?" she asks.
"That's the game where we ask each other questions. If you can't answer my question, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question. If I can't answer your question, I'll give you $500."
She agrees this sounds like a good game.
The guy goes first - "What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say anything - just reaches into her purse and fishes out a five. She asks "What is it that goes up a hill on 3 legs, and comes down on four?"
The guy has no idea. He calls his buddies on the skyphone, tries to google it, but can't come up with an answer. He gives the blonde 5 Franklins. He says that he can't play anymore, because he can only afford to win. The blonde says OK, and goes to sleep. It bothers this guy all flight, for six hours he is thinking about her question.
The flight lands, and he is going nuts. He finally asks her "Well, what is it that goes up a hill on 3 legs and comes down on 4?"
Without a word, she hands him another five.
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What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice!
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it appears I was censored, was really just pg-13 ;?

the blonde joke is also in the sandbar under: "liked it so much I posted it twice"

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