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Old 03-07-2009, 07:10 AM
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Mike Rowe fertilizing a sow. Now that was some funny sh*t.
Old 03-07-2009, 07:13 AM
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I sure am glad that I left the farm before artificial insemination became the norm. It was bad enough reaching up there to pull out a stuck pig during birth. One thing is for sure though, fertilizing the sow wouldn't be as bad as collecting the semen.
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I had that show on 5 minutes last night and had to change channels when they began to cut the nuts off of young sheep. I went turtle after seeing that. I do like the show though.
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... wouldn't be as bad as collecting ...
True but after the first time, that pig won't run away from you!

Every good story has a "Happy Ending!" lol
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I missed that one. I'll have to keep me eyes open for it on re-runs.

Mike Rowe used to be in an "Evening Magazine" type TV show on a local station here in the Bay Area before he got this gig.

They filmed an episode about 15 minutes from my house. It was the one where the guy on the electric bicycle went to a closed down dairy farm and collected barn owl vomit that he then packaged up in aluminum foil balls and sold them to the local schools for science projects.

One of my kids had the opportunity to check out the contents of those things.

Funny and interesting show!
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Back in 1997, I dated a girl who had several Arabian horses. One day we took one of them down to a farm in So. MD to be bred. Anyway, there was some sort of problem with the "mount" (valuable horses don't have REAL sex these days) so the guy had to work the male "by hand" !! Well something happened, I don't know if he slipped or what, but the next thing I know he jumped up and his whole face was COVERED in horse jizz !!

I started and then got some dirty looks from some pretty stuck up people ! Then I some more!!!!
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Originally Posted by Just1more View Post
Back in 1997, I dated a girl who had several Arabian horses. One day we took one of them down to a farm in So. MD to be bred. Anyway, there was some sort of problem with the "mount" (valuable horses don't have REAL sex these days) so the guy had to work the male "by hand" !! Well something happened, I don't know if he slipped or what, but the next thing I know he jumped up and his whole face was COVERED in horse jizz !!

I started and then got some dirty looks from some pretty stuck up people ! Then I some more!!!!
Uhhhh, I think he was suppose to use his hands not his mouth.
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I started and then got some dirty looks from some pretty stuck up people ! Then I some more!!!!
After seperating the specimen, that could have ben several thousand dollars worth of product wasted. That's why they gave you dirty looks. Heck, though. I'd have laughed too!
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Originally Posted by Just1more View Post
Back in 1997, I dated a girl who had several Arabian horses. One day we took one of them down to a farm in So. MD to be bred. Anyway, there was some sort of problem with the "mount" (valuable horses don't have REAL sex these days) so the guy had to work the male "by hand" !! Well something happened, I don't know if he slipped or what, but the next thing I know he jumped up and his whole face was COVERED in horse jizz !!

I started and then got some dirty looks from some pretty stuck up people ! Then I some more!!!!
In the Movie Jackass They show how to extract semen, afterward one of the guys drank it

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