Siamese Twin Joke

Old 12-04-2008, 02:44 PM
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Siamese twins walk into a pub in Calgary and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim.

"Two pints Molson Canadian , draft please".

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers.

'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Not to England next month though,' says John. 'We go to England every other year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim nods in agreement.

'Ah, England !' says the bartender. 'Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'

'Nah, we don't like that British bullshit ,' says John.

'Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'

'So why keep going to England ?' asks the bartender.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
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Old 12-04-2008, 03:44 PM
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Thats a good one

Sarah jessica Parker walks into a bar, the bartender says " Hey why the long face?''

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