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Old 08-20-2008, 05:46 AM
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make up the majority of the South... they also say that Rednecks are idiots... I have just 3 questions for those who are "haters"...

1) what non-redneck ever thought of putting a piece plastic film in his mouth and calling birds with it, while making $$$ at the same time???

2) who showed 3M the real uses of duct tape???

3) and who would've ever thunk of putting magnets under gas pedals to fool a dynamometer???

Southern high-tech at its finest...

What is y'alls favorite Redneck invention???

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NASCAR and fishing poles
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magnets under gas pedals to fool a dynamometer...what?
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http://www.nascar.com/2008/news/head...est/index.html
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Dukes of Hazzard and sweet tea
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DrumReaper - 8/20/2008 8:46 AM What is y'alls favorite Redneck invention???


Limosines



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By far Redneck girls!!
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southern girls, hottest in the world...
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(alluding to pic of "limo" above..lol) Are there still 7-11's around anymore? We don't have any at the coast in SC, at least that I have seen.
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just came back from Indianapolis and saw some on the way...
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only inthe south, couldnt live anywhere else!



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Joe - 8/20/2008 11:30 AM

(alluding to pic of "limo" above..lol) Are there still 7-11's around anymore? We don't have any at the coast in SC, at least that I have seen.
Not enough immigrants from India in your neck of the woods? ;?

7-11's on nearly every corner around here....

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DrJim - 8/20/2008 10:01 AM



DrumReaper - 8/20/2008 8:46 AM What is y'alls favorite Redneck invention???


Limosines



that sure is one sweet 8-tone limo...
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It's a Southern thang, y'all wouldn't understand.
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Beuford T. Justice - 8/20/2008 8:05 PM

It's a Southern thang, y'all wouldn't understand.
that's impressive... and from a Beuford T. Justice, from all places, John Kerryland.
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There's a lot them yuckin fankies don't understand! ;?
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Famous last words from a redneck....."HEY Y'all watch this"
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Hell man, I ain't always lived in Beantown.
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DrumReaper - 8/20/2008 7:46 AM

What is y'alls favorite Redneck invention???
The offshore oil drilling rig. (maybe a compromise between the coonasses and the rednecks)

Fried Catfish.

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1bandit - 8/20/2008 9:35 PM

Famous last words from a redneck....."HEY Y'all watch this"
You left out part of that... it's actually "HEY Y'all...Hold my beer and watch this"....


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