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Iíve been ordered to REHAB!!!

Old 01-10-2008, 09:06 AM
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I have been ordered to report to the facility 3 times a week to have a cute therapist rub my buttocks.
It appears I sprung a ligament in my hip and torqued my back.
Heat, massage and electro-shock treatment should get my back and hip fixed.
Itís hell to get old.
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Old 01-10-2008, 04:29 PM
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It really comes down to where they are putting that electrode. If it has a big-ass alligator clip on it like a set of battery jumpers, run!

Hey, good luck with the therapy...and hopefully you won't get a man therapist.

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Old 01-10-2008, 04:30 PM
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So, how do you know your going to get a cute therapist .....
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Old 01-10-2008, 05:53 PM
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Hi, my name is Sven.







Good luck!
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Old 01-10-2008, 08:55 PM
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So that's the story for your wife...

I think you just got a prescription to get an a$$ rub!

Tell me how!
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:02 PM
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Oh, sir, you very handsome. I rub back, ok. You like
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