Goat Hunting

Old 01-09-2008, 07:26 PM
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Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they comeupon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by thesize of it. The first hunter says, “Wow, that’s some hole, I can’t evensee the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?”

The second hunter says, “I don’t know, let’s throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”

The first hunter says, “There’s this old transmission here, give me ahand, and we’ll throw it in and see”. So they pick it up and carry itover, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. Theyare standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear arustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goatcome crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and jump inheadfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in thehole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmerwalks up.

”Say there”, says the farmer, “you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?”

The first hunter says “Funny you should ask, but we were just standinghere a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes and jumpedheadfirst into this hole here!”

And the old farmer said, “Why that’s impossible, I had him chained to a transmission
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:34 AM
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One of the funniest movies I have ever seen was "Hear My Song", that did a similar thing with a cow, a piece of timber and a well. Hysterical.

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Old 01-11-2008, 12:13 PM
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sounds more like a couple of city slickers wanting to be rednecks!
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