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Old 12-31-2007, 11:31 AM
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I am ending my hiatus from posting with another Uncle Monstro Story.
Tiddies and Pancakes.
My job is solving problems. When everyone else throws up their hands and walk away is where I start. Have tool belt, hardhat and laptop will travel. It is not uncommon for me to drive 3-5 hours, take 20 minutes to resolve the issue then jump back into the truck and drive the 3-5 hours home. Caffeine, Nicotine and loud tunes are just about all I need.
Returning home from another one of my excursions I was intrigued by the many billboards advertising a world famous little café. Open 24 Hours, they said. Two exits ahead.
It’s shortly after 2 AM with another 3 hours drive home and I needed food.
Bright neon screamed that this was the place as I pulled into a parking spot. A few semi’s and pick-up trucks were scattered in the lot. I went in and sat at a table. I was looking at the menu when the waitress arrived. I turned toward her and was greeted by two perky nipples directly at eye level. Further up was a cherubic face with tousled blond hair.
“What’s good to eat” I asked. “Everything” was the standard reply, she then added “Even the girls.” Sidestepping that statement I looked back the menu and noticed that the rug didn’t match the drapes.
I decided on the pancakes and bacon. There is nothing like the sugar buzz you get from about a cup of maple syrup.
She trotted away with my order and I looked around. All of the waitresses were nude.
I really started to like this place.
There was quite an assortment of sizes, shapes and degree of fitness.
All too quickly she returned with my meal. The food was surprising good and watching the bobbing and jiggling of waitresses was quite entertaining.
My cherubic waitress returned with the bill and took my empty plate and money. I didn’t wait for the change.
Out the door to the cool evening air, a ribbon of asphalt between me and momma, the only woman for me.
Maybe I’ll wake her up when I get home.
Old 12-31-2007, 02:06 PM
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Wasn't up this way was it - there are a number of thse "Cafes" in South Ga/ NE Fl.
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Havent been in one of those kinds of places in years, but ogling naked women never gets old does it?
Old 01-01-2008, 01:13 PM
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I'm proud of ya Monstro. If'n I'd a walked in the door, I'd of wanted to peek at the desert menu. Maybe even sample some.

The force must be strong with you.
Old 01-01-2008, 02:35 PM
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Menzies - 12/31/2007 5:06 PM

Wasn't up this way was it - there are a number of thse "Cafes" in South Ga/ NE Fl.

Cafe Risque ?
Adult Toys, Really Great Food

Always laughed at that billboard
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wstrickland1 - 1/1/2008 5:35 PM

Menzies - 12/31/2007 5:06 PM

Wasn't up this way was it - there are a number of thse "Cafes" in South Ga/ NE Fl.

Cafe Risque ?
Adult Toys, Really Great Food

Always laughed at that billboard
Yep. But don't say I didn't warn ya.
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wstrickland1 - 1/1/2008 5:35 PM

Menzies - 12/31/2007 5:06 PM

Wasn't up this way was it - there are a number of thse "Cafes" in South Ga/ NE Fl.

Cafe Risque ?
Adult Toys, Really Great Food

Always laughed at that billboard
Didn't yer mother tell you not to play with your food?
Old 01-10-2008, 09:04 AM
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Katkt,
Thanks, after 23 years momma and I have discovered that we are the only two people that could stand each other. ;?

wstrickland1,
You got it. Nestled in the thriving metropolis of Micanopy on I75.

I forgot to check if furburger was on the menu. I don’t like hair in my food.

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