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TN FREEBIRD 11-15-2007 08:24 AM

Kids In Church (Funny)
Got this in an email and thought I'd share.


3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a
better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three
times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he
wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you
One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to
church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One
bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother
saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Kevin
turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son
ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a
seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a
moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you
hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

compark 11-15-2007 12:03 PM

Re: Kids In Church (Funny)
Nice. I liked them. :thumbsup:


Alternate CP 11-17-2007 10:38 AM

RE: Kids In Church (Funny)
good stuff -- especially the one about people sleeping in church. :grin: :grin:

TN FREEBIRD 11-17-2007 10:40 AM

RE: Kids In Church (Funny)
My favorite was about the two brothers and the pancakes! :grin:

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