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Old 11-07-2007, 10:18 AM
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Got this in an email.

"We need to tell you that there was some damage to the statue of the American Bison in front of the house in Big Sky. We did attempt to prevent the damage, throwing stones at, and hitting, the attacker. The attacker could not be dissuaded, and kept up his assault for eight hours. The incident even caused a traffic situation in front of the house. "





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Old 11-07-2007, 10:38 AM
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Whose gonna tell him he can't have none?
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Old 11-07-2007, 10:53 AM
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Bullwinkle's got Bison fever!

8hrs??...That moose was on a mission
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Old 11-07-2007, 10:56 AM
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That brings a whole new meaning to getting a piece of the rock.
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Old 11-07-2007, 12:53 PM
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How many of you immediatly thought about your ex
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Old 11-07-2007, 01:07 PM
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Ex-Bison?
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Old 11-07-2007, 02:07 PM
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TN FREEBIRD - 11/7/2007 4:07 PM

Ex-Bison?
You married a Bison
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Old 11-07-2007, 02:13 PM
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statue tory rape?
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Old 11-07-2007, 03:38 PM
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kenergy - 11/7/2007 2:13 PM

statue tory rape?

good one
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:07 PM
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what'ya expect.....he aint got no hands....


a moose gotta do what a moose gotta do

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Old 11-07-2007, 04:17 PM
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Moose Tracks™
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:27 PM
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Safe Sex?
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:53 PM
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Too funny,
ya got to watch them Moose- we found one in our salon this past summer

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Old 11-07-2007, 07:00 PM
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I guess you could say he was "rock hard"
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:36 PM
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Take a sniff....



Pull it out.......



The thing is gonna move you when I pop it in your moooooouth...

Moosey Fruit, it goes right through you... It's got the stuff, that sticks right to you... Moosey Fruit, the thing, the thing, the thing, is gonna mooooooooove you.....


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Old 11-08-2007, 05:18 AM
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wow
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