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Old 11-06-2007, 12:22 PM
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In more ways than you think [img]../images/emoticons/cool.gif[/img]

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Old 11-06-2007, 12:37 PM
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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.



What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Old 11-06-2007, 01:37 PM
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Wow, I think it is potentially more crazy that the cow was still alive after falling 200 feet and smashing into a van!
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You reckon the folks in the van got to claim the beef as road kill?
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:21 PM
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Boy the couple were lucky it was a very small cow!
I wonder what the odds are on that one?
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:30 PM
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$10 says their auto insurance company refuses the claim because they do not have the falling cow policy.
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:39 AM
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Probably got a ticket for a moooooooving violation.

Probably ruined the steer ing, and the horn is all busted up.

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Menzies - 11/8/2007 7:39 AM

Probably got a ticket for a moooooooving violation.

Probably ruined the steer ing, and the horn is all busted up.


dude that was soooo lame it hurt.
















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Old 11-08-2007, 04:42 AM
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What a mis steak.
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Menzies - 11/8/2007 7:42 AM

What a mis steak.
ouch!

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Old 11-08-2007, 10:13 AM
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Lazy_Iguana - 11/8/2007 12:30 AM

$10 says their auto insurance company refuses the claim because they do not have the falling cow policy.


I guess then they'd have a beef with the insurance company huh?
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