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Old 11-06-2007, 07:16 AM
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Application to Live in Maine

Name:

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Nickname:


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CB Handle:


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Daddy (If unknown, please attach a list of 3 suspects):


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Mama:


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Neck Shade: [ ]Light Red [ ]Medium Red [ ]Dark Red


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Make of Pickup Owned:


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Number of Empty Beer Cans on Floor of Pickup:


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Truck Equipped with:



[ ]Gun Rack [ ]Mud Flaps [ ]Camper Top [ ]Air Horn



[ ]8-Track [ ]4-Wheel Drive [ ]American Flag [ ]Rust



[ ]Big Tires [ ]Load of Wood [ ]Hijack Shocks [ ]Mud Tires



[ ]Flood Light [ ]Your woman riding bitch [ ]CB antennas [ ]Roll Bar


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Bumper Stickers:



[ ]Wave if You're Horny [ ]Dig Clams



[ ]Eat Lobster [ ]40 Isn't Old, If You're A Tree



[ ]Where in Hell is Boston? [ ]Maine-iac



[ ]Honk If You Love Jesus [ ]Redman Chewing Tobacco



[ ]Wood is Wonderful [ ]I Ain't No Flatlander!



[ ]Olde Fart [ ]Save the Black Fly



[ ]All you Ecological Bastards can Freeze to Death in the Dark!


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Favotite Beverage:



[ ]Genessee [ ]Nastygansett [ ]Labatt { }Molson

[ ]Moosehead
[ ]Bangor Tap Water [ ]Budweiser


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Favorite Vocalist:



[ ]Elvis [ ]Conway Twitty [ ]Loretta Lynn



[ ]Pasty Cline [ ]Johnny Cash [ ]Willie Nelson



[ ]Bert & I [ ]Dick Curtis [ ]Wicked Good Band


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Favorite Recreation:



[ ]Square Dancing [ ]Drankin [ ]Fishin With LIVE BAIT



[ ]Drankin [ ]Jackin [ ]Gettin Drunk



[ ]Blue Grass Festival [ ]Drankin [ ]**** Huntin


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Favorite Weapon:



[ ]Tire Iron [ ]Pick Handle [ ]Log Chain



Number of Hounds:______ Type: [ ]Blue Tick [ ]Beagle [ ]Black & Tan


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Cap Emblem:



[ ]John Deere [ ]Stihl [ ]Foggy Mt. [ ]CAT



[ ]Sugarloaf [ ]Ski-Doo [ ]Skoal [ ]Budweiser


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Memberships:



[ ]NRA [ ]VFW [ ]PTL Club [ ]Ducks Unlimited



[ ]Fish & Game Club [ ]Snow Warriors


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Length of Right Leg:___________ Length of Left Leg:____________


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How many cars do you have up on blocks in your front yard?__________Lobster traps?______


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How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?(workin or not)


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When was your last Elvis sighting?


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Do you wear mostly polyester pants with snags?


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Do you own any shoes (not including shit kickers), If so how many?


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Are you married to any of the following?



[ ]Sister [ ]Cousin [ ]Cousin's sister [ ]Sow


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Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?


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Can you sign and spell your name right everytime?


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Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?


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Can you count: [ ]Past 10 with your shoes on? [ ]Past 21 with your fly up?


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Have you EVER had more than one bath in a week?______Month?______


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Medical Information-Do you have at least 2 of the following:



[ ]B.O. [ ]Crabs [ ]Head Lice [ ]Bad Breath



[ ]Scabies [ ]Yellow Teeth [ ]Green Teeth [ ]Runny Nose



[ ]Tatoos [ ]Cross-Eyed [ ]Stutter [ ]Fleas


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Old 11-06-2007, 07:42 AM
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Humm... maybe I've misjudged those Maine folks as this seems awfully close to the application to live in Tennessee. They still talk funny though.
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Old 11-06-2007, 12:14 PM
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In the # and type hounds you did not mention plott hound Every good dog man has 1 plott for a strike dog!!!!! The reason they have just one is because they like to fight with everything and they don't have the classic ball of others like the bluetick which makes them hard to follow in steep terrain
Other things would be # of stop signs, street sign with your own name.
# of guns that cost more than your current pick-up
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Old 11-06-2007, 01:44 PM
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HEY NOW......
How do ya know the tooth brush was invented in Maine......
In any other state it would have been called a teeth brush....
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Old 11-06-2007, 01:46 PM
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I think you screwed that one up Dantilu.
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Old 11-06-2007, 01:53 PM
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TN FREEBIRD - 11/6/2007 4:46 PM

I think you screwed that one up Dantilu.
Ayuh...
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Old 11-06-2007, 01:57 PM
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Now thats funny.....
My wife is standing next to me chatting my ear off.....
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Old 11-06-2007, 01:58 PM
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mb_24 - 11/6/2007 4:53 PM

TN FREEBIRD - 11/6/2007 4:46 PM

I think you screwed that one up Dantilu.
Ayuh...
Looks like he fixed it, but the damage was already done.

Silly yankee!
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Old 11-06-2007, 02:28 PM
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Everyone likes to pick on Maine till they get there.

At the boarder it reads "The way life should be". If ya don't like it good. Don't screw it up for the rest of us.

If they call it tourist season, why can't you hunt them?
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Old 11-06-2007, 02:35 PM
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summer people...some are not
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Old 11-06-2007, 03:16 PM
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Mist-Rest - 11/6/2007 5:28 PM

If they call it tourist season, why can't you hunt them?


I've always wanted to visit Maine but never have. A friend of mine who now lives in Florida is from there and has promised me the next time he takes a trip back he'll offer me a tour. It sure does look like some pretty country, and I love eating lobster. No doubt I could get my fill up there.
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Old 11-06-2007, 03:28 PM
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TN,
One trip on a boat through the Fox Island Thorofare, and surrounding areas.......
And you may never leave..... < well as long as the temp is above 60 ..........
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Old 11-06-2007, 03:32 PM
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Hey, a little cold weather doesn't bother this bird. That's why God invented pilothouses.

When this trip comes to be, I'll be sure to warn... uh, tell you guys I'm coming. Maybe then you can fill me in on the local hot spots if my buddy is a little rusty.
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Old 11-06-2007, 03:45 PM
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Never met a Mainer I didn't like or that made me laugh. Good people Mainers.
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Old 11-06-2007, 04:00 PM
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[QUOTE]TN FREEBIRD - 11/6/2007 3:32 PM

Hey, a little cold weather doesn't bother this bird. That's why God invented pilothouses.


When the mercury is nothing but a red ball in the bottom of a thermometer trying to go lower you will not say that I use to hunt the western areas and it is so beautiful but around Thanksgiving we saw 34 below in 89
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:56 PM
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Maine " The way life should be" If only that were true. The problem is that these gullible morons actually go out and vote. That is why the tax and spend Dumbacrats have had a strangle hold on this state for years. I would move to New Hampshire but they only have about 30' of coastline
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:47 PM
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I don't think I know anyone from Maine with more than 1 tooth. And what ever you do, don't go near Walmart in Biddeford or you'll think they are filming the next Stephen King movie because there are some scary people around there. But it's all good.
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:57 PM
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The problem with you guys is that you haven't been to Maine. Your only getting into Northern Massachusetts. Maine doesn't start untill you get above Augusta or someone once pronounced it Disgusta.

I hear that NH is no full bed of roses either. What I do know is anything is better than this commie state.
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Old 11-08-2007, 02:09 PM
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Maine Rules! Come cruise Penobscot Bay and I'll bet you'll never want to leave (ok, until it starts getting below 60 at night)
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Old 11-08-2007, 02:22 PM
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Everyone likes to pick on Maine till they get there.

You mean to say anyone actually goes there? Really?
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