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Old 11-05-2007, 01:29 PM
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:36 PM
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I heard it came from maryland or kentucky
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I think I've experienced this in a public bathroom when the guy next to me dropped a deuce and almost peeled the paint off the walls.
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WTF doesn't do this one justice Sid...... I guess I'll never understand..........
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All ya'll think we're backwards for having outhouses in Tennessee and Kentucky!

Collier county (Naples) is home of some of the most expensive real estate in the country. I hear things are bad down there economically right now, but it's a shame when kids have to give up cocaine for butt hash. No doubt they'll vote dem this election. This just ain't right.
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Now that's some good $hit for some really broke SOB's...
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2005 SeaCraft - 11/5/2007 5:01 PM

Now that's some good $hit for some really broke SOB's...
Hey, I hear the cops are staking out Taco Bells and requiring ID for anybody buying more than a six pack of balloons at Wal-Mart.

I can just see some kid hanging out on the corner with a test tube full of this stuff. "Hey man, this is some really good sh!t."
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:46 PM
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Great. Now it is going to become illegal to take a dump. What is next?

I think they should legalize weed, so that more resources can be allocated to fight this new drug.

Oh yea - and outlaw portable toilets. From now on, construction workers will just have to hold it in.
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Blacking out for up to 20 minutes........I guess 4.3's and above are out on S.A.T. scores.
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And here I am on my way to Collier County in a couple of weeks. Guess I won't take a chance on scoring any local sheeit while there.

I'll carry my own supply. My own blend has brought tears to my wife's eyes and made the dog vomit once, but nobody ever passed out so far.


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Old 11-05-2007, 05:40 PM
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Cat-a-holic - 11/5/2007 8:08 PM

And here I am on my way to Collier County in a couple of weeks. Guess I won't take a chance on scoring any local sheeit while there.

I'll carry my own supply. My own blend has brought tears to my wife's eyes and made the dog vomit once, but nobody ever passed out so far.

I hope you noticed I worked Kentucky into my outhouse mentioning. I see you finally posted a picture of your boat in your sig. You pulling that thing down to Marco or someplace to go fishin' or has all this turd talk got you seeing dollar signs?
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Old 11-05-2007, 07:46 PM
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I keep it at Marco.

And yeah I noticed the Kentucky reference. However our local hillbillies seem to have no shortage of ways to get high without resorting to something that dumb. Rumor has it that weed has sustained our local economy for years. We are pushing for the fence on the Mexican border--to keep down competition!
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Old 11-06-2007, 08:07 AM
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I have a good friend who lives in Naples and keeps his boat on Isle of Capri and he LOVES to fish. Send me a PM if you're interested and I'll hook you guys up.

Oh yeah, he has a 67' Hatt cockpit motoryacht that he's got on the market. We're planning one last fishing trip down to the Marquessa's and/or Tortugas before somebody buys his boat. Buy my boat and I'll make sure you get an invite!
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:35 AM
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I can just vizualize cheech or chong saying "Hey, mang thats some real strange shit you're doing there, man"

Yhaoo news reported this am that the governor of Kentucky ordered the 10 commandments to be displayed at the capitol the day before elections - apparantly its still all about religion ...
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What does the governor of KY ordering the display of the ten commandments have to do with sniffing do do?
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TN FREEBIRD - 11/6/2007 9:43 AM

What does the governor of KY ordering the display of the ten commandments have to do with sniffing do do?
Aint gonna touch that one!!!!! I don't need another bolt of lightening coming down on me.... Just saw all the Kentucky references above (in this thread - that also had nothing to do with this new crap drug, or did it?) and remembered I had read that this morning - but I guess its all old news to you boys down there....
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What does the governor of KY ordering the display of the ten commandments have to do with sniffing do do?
Aint gonna touch that one!!!!! I don't need another bolt of lightening coming down on me.... Just saw all the Kentucky references above (in this thread - that also had nothing to do with this new crap drug, or did it?) and remembered I had read that this morning - but I guess its all old news to you boys down there....
Actually, that's news to me, but good job by the governor and good luck on keeping the commandments displayed in a government building. Thou shalt not offend atheists, murderers, thieves, or adulterers... remember?

BTW Just how many times have you been struck my lightning?
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FireFly - 11/5/2007 12:36 PM

I think I've experienced this in a public bathroom when the guy next to me dropped a deuce and almost peeled the paint off the walls.
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