Monday Funny

Old 11-05-2007, 09:17 AM
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One morning a wife awakens to the sound of her husband crying. She asks him what's wrong but he just begins crying harder and harder.

Finally, he calms himself and turns to his wife asking, "Do you remember when your Daddy was the sheriff and caught us out back in his barn naked?" She says, "Yes, but that was 10 years ago."

The husband says, "Yeah, I know, but your Daddy told me he'd put me in jail for 10 years if I didn't marry you, and today is the day I would have gotten out."
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:26 AM
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Reminds me of a supposed country song:

"If I had shot you when I wanted to, I'd be outa jail by now"
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