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Old 11-04-2007, 07:51 AM
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WIFE FINDER/LOCATOR.


An older man approaches a younger woman inside the mall. "Excuse me," he said. "I've can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a
couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said,
"Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like
yours, she usually appears out of nowhere."
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:03 AM
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Ain't THAT the truth!!!! It seems like women never pay us any attention until we look at someone else......
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:54 AM
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:00 AM
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I don't care what it was, my wife had an uncanny ability to ferret out those things old girlfriends had purchased for me. Thankfully, I was smart enough (this time) not to ask her what happened to them.
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Old 11-04-2007, 03:26 PM
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Old 11-04-2007, 04:20 PM
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There all the same, Heck why would I want to talk to a blond with BIG firm Hooters.

Yes dear I'm coming.

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Old 11-04-2007, 04:30 PM
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