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Old 10-31-2007, 09:10 AM
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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic."



I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."



She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the chal lenge."< / B>



"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!



She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.



Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"



So I told her to screw off....
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:12 AM
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HA! Good one.
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:22 AM
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HA!
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Old 10-31-2007, 11:43 AM
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Great!
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:09 PM
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Old 10-31-2007, 05:16 PM
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Another happy ending!
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