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Old 10-29-2007, 09:52 AM
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you can't do enough exercise to get a sweat up.
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Old 10-29-2007, 12:19 PM
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"You know you are out of shape when...."

thinking about exercising makes you break a sweat..........

thinking about exercising takes longer than exercising itself......

your exhausted after thinking about exercising........

Pass me a cold one please....... Thanks......
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Old 10-29-2007, 01:02 PM
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I'll fork if you fetch.
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Old 10-29-2007, 01:08 PM
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When you build up a sweat drinking a beer.
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Old 10-29-2007, 01:39 PM
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When you can't do three 21 year old ladies at the same time!
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Old 10-29-2007, 01:48 PM
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Richard Jeni - 2002

"when you work up a sweat........................... after combing your hair"
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Old 10-29-2007, 01:51 PM
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When you suck in your gut and you still look like a bowling ball.

When taking dump you stay a while longer to put off having to use your legs to stand up.

When you spread your hand and the bottom half of each finger is still in contact with another finger.

When you lay out on the beach and other folks try to roll you into the surf.
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When a good rain dance ends with just a sprinkle.
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Old 10-29-2007, 05:12 PM
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when you forgot what your tool looks like.
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Old 10-29-2007, 05:39 PM
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You played half a b-side rugby match last Saturday AND STILL FEEL IT! LOL!
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when the only thing you run to is the Frig
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When your 13 year old tells you he likes your tits.
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when you pass gas and hope it's just that.....
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when you get tired watching someone dig
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Wen the expression "I'm not as good as I once was, But I'm as
good once as I ever was"....Isn't true anymore.
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When you wake up in the morning and everything is stiff except what oughta be!
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When you drop a $20 bill on a windy day and have to think about whether to try to catch it or not.
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When you take off your boots and your doctor gives you an asthma test.
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You start wearing Crocs because you can't reach shoe laces.
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