halloween joke

Old 10-27-2007, 09:39 AM
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Bed Sheets

> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
> tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he
> decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
> filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability
> to remain rational.
> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered
> up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on
> him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his ar ms violently
> trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
> sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at
> the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his
> (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and
> asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the
> shi! out of a ghost."
> Happy Halloween

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