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Old 10-23-2007, 01:02 PM
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Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied, 'now just rest and let the poison work.'
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Old 10-23-2007, 01:32 PM
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After many long years together Marie slapped Boudreaux in the face stating "That's for 40 years of bad sex!"

Later that evening Boudreaux slapped Marie back.

Marie asked, "What was that for?"

Boudreaux replied, "That's for knowing the difference!"
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:21 PM
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:29 PM
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Sheeee it!
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Old 10-24-2007, 08:58 AM
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Gmack - 10/23/2007 12:02 PM

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied, 'now just rest and let the poison work.'
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Old 10-24-2007, 10:32 AM
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I liked this one better.

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