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Old 10-12-2007, 07:47 AM
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Just flew in from Austin and boy are my arms tired. Not too many upsets brewing, IMO...

Tampa Bay wins in a walk
Chicago start to find its way
Jax
Cleveland
Balto Green Bay gets back on track
Cincinatti
Phili, yes Phili wins
Carolina with Vinny at the helm wins
San Diego also back on track
Patriots in a walk
Seattle
Atlanta...

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Old 10-12-2007, 10:13 AM
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CMP, after sending Week 5 results to disgraced Arthur Andersen accountants, I realized the folly of my count and have indeed taken a one week lead in our wager. Hmmmm. Feeling more pressure now than I have when I was blissfully underperforming.

My picks...

Titans -- the Bucs play like the gay caballero that used to adorn their helmets before they got butch.

Bears put the Vikes on the pyre and light 'em up, floating in Lake Michigan.

Jags beat the Texans on a monster day by Jones-Drew.

Brownies find an AFC East team to pummel. Calling Ace Ventura...where's the dolphin mascot? Somebody make a play!

Rams beat the Ravens? Nevermore. Baltimore byatch slaps Frerotte.

GB -- Favre throws some harmful picks though as he turns into the new Tony Romo. Or is it the old Favre?

KC can play some 'D' --> Got NO 'O.' But Bengals have no 'D' either. Upset special...

Eagles act like the landfill seagulls adorning the top of GIANTS Stadium and cr@p on the Jets.

AZ wins -- and will be the only Phoenix team to do so this weekend. Warner is a good QB when he has Fitzgerald.

SD -- I think they're back on track, and they win despite the fact that Turner can't even prep for a grudge game well.

Patsies...win -- in a game I'm really interested in seeing. Kind of like Jets-Colts 1972 Namath vs. Unitas - uh, maybe not.

Seattle -- Bet NBC wishes they had flex schedule for this one, huh? Sorry Big Al. Saints suck. Someone stole the mojo.

Jints whip the Falcons like the mutts they are. Joey Harrington's starting to realize the guys in black are the "bad" guys.

Alas, the 4-1, AFC North leading Steel Curtain gets a much deserved week off, preparing for the ponies in Coors country. We'll ride the black-and-gold train next week.

Until then!

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Old 10-14-2007, 08:22 PM
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mb_24 - 10/12/2007 1:13 PM

CMP, after sending Week 5 results to disgraced Arthur Andersen accountants, I realized the folly of my count and have indeed taken a one week lead in our wager. Hmmmm. Feeling more pressure now than I have when I was blissfully underperforming.

My picks...

Titans -- the Bucs play like the gay caballero that used to adorn their helmets before they got butch. REALITY - Ouch, cabelleros crumble the Titans -- 0-1

Bears put the Vikes on the pyre and light 'em up, floating in Lake Michigan. REALITY - Adrian Peterson pillaged the Bears who are now 3 back of the Pack -- 0-2

Jags beat the Texans on a monster day by Jones-Drew. REALITY -- I'm starting to look a little smarter -- 1-2

Brownies find an AFC East team to pummel. Calling Ace Ventura...where's the dolphin mascot? Somebody make a play! REALITY -- Jim Carrey coming out of the bathroom in AV 1 must have seen the Fins game plan -- 2-2

Rams beat the Ravens? Nevermore. Baltimore byatch slaps Frerotte. REALITY -- 3-2

GB -- Favre throws some harmful picks though as he turns into the new Tony Romo. Or is it the old Favre? REALITY -- Pack D flays the Skins by 3 -- 4-2

KC can play some 'D' --> Got NO 'O.' But Bengals have no 'D' either. Upset special... REALITY -- Holy S. I might have a future as a prognosticator (if you ignore my first couple of week's picks where I sucked "ace") -- 5-2

Eagles act like the landfill seagulls adorning the top of GIANTS Stadium and cr@p on the Jets. REALITY -- picking against the Jets nowadays is like picking the Globetrotters, a no brainer -- 6-2

AZ wins -- and will be the only Phoenix team to do so this weekend. Warner is a good QB when he has Fitzgerald. REALITY -- What 39 year old ever thinks a QB older than himself will be a winner (QB can't have last name of Montana?) Who predicts Vinny dealing the Cards? Not me -- 6-3

SD -- I think they're back on track, and they win despite the fact that Turner can't even prep for a grudge game well. REALITY -- LT looks like 06 version -- 7-3

Patsies...win -- in a game I'm really interested in seeing. Kind of like Jets-Colts 1972 Namath vs. Unitas - uh, maybe not. REALITY -- Ouch. Call Cap'n Sid. Take away his belt and shoelaces. He's on watch right now. I guess that's why they call them 'Boys and not 'Men. -- 8-3

Seattle -- Bet NBC wishes they had flex schedule for this one, huh? Sorry Big Al. Saints suck. Someone stole the mojo. REALITY -- TBD, but it's getting tight!

Jints whip the Falcons like the mutts they are. Joey Harrington's starting to realize the guys in black are the "bad" guys.

Alas, the 4-1, AFC North leading Steel Curtain gets a much deserved week off, preparing for the ponies in Coors country. We'll ride the black-and-gold train next week.

Until then!

Your picks for week 6 -- in the league where they play...............................for pay.
My results above. Then I looked at yours and you had a he!! of a week, and it'll be the Jint-Falcon game to decide a TIE. A friggin TIE. Man, I was all pumped up about some great picks and I'm LOSING!

Man...
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Go HOTlanta! Gotta get it back to even...

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