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Old 10-05-2007, 09:33 AM
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Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Carencro.
The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy, would fan a cow that was having any difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and
make her relax. So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Baton Rouge to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change partners and let a young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes,one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner said, "And dat, my friend, is how you wave a towel!"
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:44 AM
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Good one....I done passed dat on to somma my coonass frens...
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"The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy, would fan a cow that was having any difficulty breeding with a big towel."

Yeah, I'd say that Vet didn't have a clue about a lot of things. How can a cow breed with a big towel? I'd hate to see what their offspring would look like. Kinda like a cow wearing a turbin I reckon.

Sorry to pick at your joke there Bubba, it was a good 'un!
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TN FREEBIRD - 10/5/2007 3:08 PM

I'd hate to see what their offspring would look like. Kinda like a cow wearing a turbin I reckon.
Where do you think those big fluffy bath robes come from????
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CJS - 10/5/2007 4:21 PM

TN FREEBIRD - 10/5/2007 3:08 PM

I'd hate to see what their offspring would look like. Kinda like a cow wearing a turbin I reckon.
Where do you think those big fluffy bath robes come from????
Moos your daddy?
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