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Old 08-24-2007, 08:13 PM
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Blonde in Starbucks....

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And she hands the ticket to the
manager and HE reads...

"W I N A B A G E L"
Old 08-24-2007, 09:11 PM
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Two blonds walk into a building:

You would think that one of them would have seen it.
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:56 PM
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Why do blondes like adjustable steering wheels?

More head room.
Old 08-27-2007, 03:30 PM
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How may Blonde jokes are there

two, The rest are true stories!!!



whats a Blonde say when you ask her if her turn signal is on?
It on, Its off, Its on, Its off,It on, Its off, Its on, Its off,It on, Its off, Its on, Its off,It on, Its off, Its on, Its off,It on, Its off, Its on, Its off,It on, Its off, Its on, Its off,It on, Its off, Its on, Its off,It on, Its off, Its on, Its off,It on, Its off, Its on, Its off,It on, Its off, Its on, Its off.




Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the W's


Why do blondes where hoop earings?
Someplace to put thier ankles during sex!



What does a blondes say after having sex?
Are you guys all on the same team


How does a blonde turn on the likes after sex
Opens the car door
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.


"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
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Ludicrous - 8/27/2007 1:47 PM

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.


"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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