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Old 07-26-2007, 04:33 PM
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A fish goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation. Patti looks at the fish in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The fish says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the fish says that his name is Rainbow Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The fish says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain fly rod and reel, about an inch long; detailed and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a fish named Rainbow Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny rod & reel. "I mean, what the heck is this??" The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack. Give the fish a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.
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"..........crickets.........."
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Too much time and not enough spirits down the hatch.......
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I read the whole thing!!!!!
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I don't get it...can you repeat it again???









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hhhhuuuuhhhhhh?
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:53 PM
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over old rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
Hickory Dickory Dock............never mind, I would get in trouble for that one.
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P.U.I......probably tequilla and dos equis....
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...and yet some folks claim they don't have enough time in the day.....
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go fishing and don't lose your day job
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Old 07-26-2007, 10:41 PM
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Ok 8 out of 9 of you muthas are now on my chit list, so word your next few posts very carefully, especialy you HS, cause you started it.

I'll go search for something a lot more jaded and up to your standards.
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Does this mean I need to word this post carefully?


PUI is a great thing!
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Nah TH, I don't pick on minors.
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Well, call me a redneck ~ I thought it was funny.

Thanks, Bullshipper ~ that little ditty lived up to your name. Ha~!

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Love ya man......
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I thought it was funny too but I'm just a hillbilly.
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That was terrible- I saw the punchline coming a mile away and still laughed!!!
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Love ya man......
Sounds more than a little gay
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