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Old 07-19-2007, 09:53 PM
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:55 PM
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Pit Bull X Husky... Needs a good home.

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Winston is a 3 1/2 year old male Pitbull Husky cross. He was adopted a couple years ago from animal control. He is a very calm, sweet dog with those that he knows. His owner is being threatened with an eviction notice if she does not have him off the property within a week. So Winston is currently at my own home, where we aren't allowed dogs either. We need to find him a good home.

He is a great dog indoors, and doesn't get into anything. He's very obediant, and has taken obediance calsses. He is also a great gaurd dog, and very protective over the people that he gets close to. I've had him with me for a week now, and I'm already very attached. He is NOT mean, though people are often intimidated by him. He has never bitten anyone, but will bark at strangers until you call him and say its alright. He loves women, but it takes him longer to warm up to men, and he seems more wary of them. He is okay around kids. He will chase cats on occasion, but not hurt them. He won't jump onto your couch or bed unless you call him up. When outside alone he'll need to be on a chain because he chews through almost anything else.
He is good with other dogs when introduced properly. He has fought with another dog before, but only because he was loose in the yard and a stray ran up to him.

He's not really a big dog but quite strong so he'll need someone who can handle him when on walks. Winston must go to A GOOD HOME ONLY. If you'd like to give this poor guy a good home, please contact me and we can arrange a meeting. He tends to really like some people right off the bat.
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Old 07-19-2007, 11:57 PM
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Free pit bull! Needs medical treatment!

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I have a solid white english pit bull. 5 year old neutered male weighs around 70lbs. Have had him since he was 6 weeks old but he needs special attention and a less crowded home without children and other dominant dogs.
Dakota is a total house dog, fully housebroken, crate trained and totally friendly. VERY VERY intelligent, almost human-like behavior. Wonderful guard dog but DOES NOT like to be outside. Gets along well with small dogs but he is very territorial and cocky about his possesions and food.

Dakota is an extremely loving dog and loves sleeping on couches and in the bed or in your lap, well-trained and obidient but can be stubborn. A fenced yard is a must for new home and a doggie door would be perfect for him.

Dakota has skin allergies and flea allergies and a slight soy allergy that has continued to lessen with time. He requires flea preventative and an occasional cortisone shot when his skin flares up. He also loves scraps but needs a strictly dog-food diet. Right now, his allergies are at their worst and his skin and coat look terrible! I'm in urgent need of a new home for him so that he can get treated ASAP.
I will not release Dakota to any new home without going to the vet with the new owner or a history of vet treatment from a previous dog.
If you are serious in a good house dog, please contact me. He is FREE but needs medical treatment ASAP to clear up his skin!


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Old 07-20-2007, 12:01 AM
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Pit Bull Needs a Home

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Zues is a 3 yr old, 95lb, brindle, neutered male. He is the sweetest dog and loves all the attetion you can give him. He is a lover and not a fighter. He especially loves my children. He loves to ride and go for walks. He will need some addition training on a leash as he pulls alot till he gets tired. His perfect home would be somewhere with alot of land to run. There has been no fence to hold him in. He is housebroken and loves to sleep with me at night. He is sooo big it is like sleeping with another person right beside me.

I must give him up due to the fact that my landlord says he has to go. Although, he has lived here with me for the last 2 and 1/2 yrs. Please serious inquiries only, as I WILL check your references. Thank you.
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:17 AM
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home for my baby

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As much as I hate to write this, the time has come for me and my family to say goodbye to our 1/2 boxer, 1/2 pitbull puppy. He is spade and is 2 years old. We love him so much, however, we are trying to get an apartment and have yet to find a place that will accept him. His name is Scooby and is up to date on his shots. I have a 2 year old son and Scooby loves him to pieces. He is very excitable but very gentle. ok to be around children and other dogs. Scooby is tan with black paws and around 45 pounds. SO CUTE!!! There will be a small adoption fee involved.
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:36 AM
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male rottweiler with special needs

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very sweet and friendly great with kids about 2 years old
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Old 07-20-2007, 04:58 AM
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Them dogs eat pink tacos?

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