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Old 07-12-2007, 08:06 AM
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Paris Hilton Discovers Boating
Celebrity and Ex-Con Finds Fulfillment Afloat

In a recent exclusive interview with our LA. Correspondent, Don Aronow III, Paris revealed that she discovered seafaring life during her 16 days in the slam when all she had to read were some old boating magazines. "I'm a new woman," she said. "I love the boating life...the sun, the water, the rustle of the breeze in my hair and through my ears." Paris later said that she is planning on buying a new boat of her own as soon as she can find an empty slip in Marina Del Rey.
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That's not good. If she jumps in the water it will make all the fish smell.
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Must have been on Capt Stabbin's boat.
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pugnacious33 - 7/12/2007 8:06 AM "...the rustle of the breeze .....through my ears."
Sounds about right. Bet it makes a whistling noise.
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That's not good. If she jumps in the water it will make all the fish smell.
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HOTSPOT - 7/12/2007 10:49 AM

Must have been on Capt Stabbin's boat.
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pugnacious33 - 7/12/2007 8:06 AM "...the rustle of the breeze .....through my ears."
Sounds about right. Bet it makes a whistling noise.
That wasn't a breeze she heard rustling past her ears ... it was her ankles.
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so...shes gonna pick up a six pack and drive down to the marina......
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Do you think she's a two stroke or four stroke kind of gal? The clip I saw on the internet looked like four-strokes at WOT (wide open throat)...
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thats hot.......lets name the boat?

"the crabs"
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two stroke stern drive with built in washdown
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In a recent exclusive interview with our LA. Correspondent, Don Aronow III, Paris revealed that she discovered seafaring life during her 16 days in the slam when all she had to read were some old boating magazines.
Now be nice. Boating magazines may lead her here to the THT forum.






































Assuming she knows how to use the "tappy, letter, key thingy's" in front of the monitor.




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pugnacious33 - 7/12/2007 8:06 AM In a recent exclusive interview with our LA. Correspondent, Don Aronow III, Paris revealed that she discovered seafaring life during her 16 days in the slam when all she had to read were some old boating magazines.
Now be nice. Boating magazines may lead her here to the THT forum. Assuming she knows how to use the "tappy, letter, key thingy's" in front of the monitor.
Don't bet on it.
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Blowboater
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Great. Another idiot on the water. Good thing she does not live in FL.

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"Sea Lice"
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Not to worry - very looong waiting list at Marina Del Rey
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Lets be real here. I doubt she is going to go to the local dealer and pick up a 25' CC. I am more than sure it will be something big enough to require a captain and crew.

And yes, I'd hit it, and I wouldn't even have to be drunk!
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Blowboater
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Blowboater


And it doesn't even have to have sails.



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ScarabChris - 7/13/2007 8:50 AM

And yes, I'd hit it.
Yeah, she deserves a good left hook to the jaw!
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