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Old 07-12-2007, 12:10 AM
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The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by university physicists. The new element was tentatively named Administratium. It has no protons and no electrons, and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 15 assistant neutrons, 70 vice-neutrons, and 161 assistant vice-neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 247. These 247 particles are held together by a force that involves constant exchange of a special class of particle called morons. Since it does not have electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium added to one reaction caused it to take over four days to complete. Without Administratium, the reaction took less than one second. Administratium has a half-life of approximately three years, after which it does not normally decay but instead undergoes a complex nuclear process called "Reorganization". In this little-understood process, assistant neutrons, vice-neutrons, and assistant vice-neutrons appear to exchange places. Early results indicate that atomic mass actually increases after each "Reorganization".
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Old 07-12-2007, 12:17 AM
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after I've done all the math.............it comes out to one thing..........your fart after eating three weeks o9f Mexican!
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Old 07-12-2007, 12:36 AM
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You had me laughing on this one!
In nuclear power it is well known that mass is converted to energy.
It seems here we have exactly the opposite effect!
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Old 07-12-2007, 07:49 AM
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kinda like an "anti-catalyst"?
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Old 07-12-2007, 08:10 AM
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