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Old 06-28-2007, 01:52 PM
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The woman to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nope, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Old 06-28-2007, 01:59 PM
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:02 PM
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..hey wait, I'm blonde..oh well....
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:54 PM
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Imthebeachgirl - 6/28/2007 3:02 PM

..hey wait, I'm blonde..oh well....
Does that mean I have to post this joke again?
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Old 06-29-2007, 12:41 AM
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Maybe twice, I'm a blonde too!
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:42 PM
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1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The woman to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.



Dont threaten me with a good time!
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Old 06-30-2007, 08:41 AM
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I didn't say "natural" blonde...still think like a brunette!
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