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Old 06-23-2007, 03:39 AM
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you find your lady in the closet looking for the throne!!!! Happened tonight. Had to steer her in the right direction. And she says I don't do any thing around the house.
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Old 06-23-2007, 06:23 AM
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Yepper ~ that's probably enough!

You're a good hubby to point her in the right direction. She AND your carpet will appreciate it.

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Hope you took the opportunity to get some strange....
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Is she related to my grandfather? He used to come in late and pee on the ceramic/natural gas heater, but couldnt put it out.

One night he woke us up bull-riding an ironing board....
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Menzies - 6/23/2007 8:39 AM

Hope you took the opportunity to get some strange....
I told my wife I wanted some strange and she said "grow another inch"

Had to give her the credit deserved on that one....snappy comeback..
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she said "grow another inch"
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Grounds for divorce!
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country - 6/23/2007 11:18 AM

I told my wife I wanted some strange and she said "grow another inch"

Had to give her the credit deserved on that one....snappy comeback..
OUCH!!!!

That's a no-no

Great comeback though
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My mother-in-law suffered the infliction of Alzheimer's.......all I can say is I hope your strength is up....you'll know when the time has come to put your wife in a home.
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:10 PM
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Oh boy, I think I was ony that bad..maybe once...one of those nights out for some major celebration of some sort and all I remember is putting my car keys in someone else's car lock and cursing as to why "my" darn car would not unlock. Of course it did not help to have a handfull of buds there getting a good laugh out of it!!! (They did not let me drive home)...I do recall there may have been some good..strange...oppss, nevermind!
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Garrett dude...she was drunk.....
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Hope you took the opportunity to get some strange..........
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There is no way I want my mother in laws strange.

I've been very drunk.

I've been very stoned.

I've taken a few trips.

I never even want to think about my MIL like that. I don't even want her in this house.


Had a friend stay over that threw up in my brothers closet into a bag of shoes heading for Good Will.
I wish this came up (no pun) yesterday. We had dinner with them last night.
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Joke guys........ .........but the MIL did suffer from the condition.



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There is no way I want my mother in laws strange.

I've been very drunk.

I've been very stoned.

I've taken a few trips.

I never even want to think about my MIL like that. I don't even want her in this house.
Ah come on.........look at it as an adventure! Whips, Leather, Gages, String of Marbles, Ropes, In The Dark......hell, she might even do the Xaviera Hollander thing and swallow for all you know? ........hell it just might be very good for you! Don’t cut yourself short, next time you see her give it some thought!
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I'm going to blow chunks.
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Menzies - 6/23/2007 8:39 AM

Hope you took the opportunity to get some strange....
I told my wife I wanted some strange and she said "grow another inch"

Had to give her the credit deserved on that one....snappy comeback..
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