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Captain Sid 06-09-2007 11:19 PM

Drunk Words
 
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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> 1. Innovative
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> 2. Preliminary
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> 3. Proliferation
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> 4. Cinnamon
>
>
> THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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> 1. Specificity
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> 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
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> 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
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> 4. Transubstantiate
>
>
> THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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> 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
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> 2. Nope, no more booze for me.
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> 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
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> 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
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> 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
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> 6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
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> 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
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> 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no
> coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
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> 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
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> 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

WFOFISHING 06-09-2007 11:25 PM

Re: Drunk Words
 
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl:

country 06-09-2007 11:27 PM

RE: Drunk Words
 
So True :grin:

tommyr904 06-09-2007 11:53 PM

RE: Drunk Words
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

TrollnHeel 06-10-2007 08:54 AM

Re: Drunk Words
 
:grin: :grin: :grin: :thumbsup:

compark 06-10-2007 09:47 PM

Re: Drunk Words
 
I like it. :grin:

-mike

ChickenNecker 06-11-2007 09:01 AM

Re: Drunk Words
 
How about things you say sober that make you sound drunk, think Dana Carvey...

Judicial System

SeaJay 06-11-2007 09:09 AM

Re: Drunk Words
 
Funny, I don't remember saying all of those things when I was plastered.


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