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> > >
> >
> > > FIRST DEGREE
> >
> > > Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at
2 in
the
> > morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said
"How
> > should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The wife
said,
"Who
> > was that?" Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to
know
if
> > the coast is clear."
> >
> > >
> >
> > > SECOND DEGREE
> >
> > > Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a
compact
on
> > the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in
the
mirror
> > and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says,
"Here,
> > let me see!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second
one
looks
> > in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
> >
> > >
> >
> > > THIRD DEGREE
> >
> > > Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he
goes out
and
> > buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the
door
he
> > finds her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really
angry. He
> > pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He
takes
> > the gun and puts it to his head. His wife yells, "No, honey, don't
do
it!!!"
> > Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
> >
> > >
> >
> > > FOURTH DEGREE
> >
> > > Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state
capitals.
He
> > proudly says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them." A friend
says,
> > "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" Boudreaux replies, "Oh,
that's
easy:
> > W."
> >
> > >
> >
> > > FIFTH DEGREE
> >
> > > What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her
she
was
> > pregnant? "Is it mine?"
> >
> > >
> >
> > > SIXTH DEGREE
> >
> > > Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman,
sat
in
> > his US government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew
what
Roe
> > vs. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question then finally
said,
"That
> > was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed
the
> > Delaware"
> >
> > >
> >
> > > SEVENTH DEGREE
> >
> > > Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find
his
house
> > ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and
reported
the
> > crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a
K-9
> > unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9
officer
> > approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on
the
> > porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down
on
the
> > steps. Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come
home to
find
> > all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
they
do?
> > They send me a BLIND policeman."
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