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Old 05-31-2007, 11:16 AM
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Not to rip off TPrice's thread on funniest movie but his thread got me thinking... There are many extremely funny scenes in movies but I would not necessarily rate the entire movie as the funniest I've ever watched. Something about Mary happens to be one of the funniest movies I've watched and it has one of the funniest scenes.

What is the funniest movie scene you've ever watched? Post You Tube Link if available...

1. The Hair Gel scene (Something About Mary): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_s6QsLj4U4
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:32 AM
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This is the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcSu...elated&search=
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:34 AM
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Life of Brian, the insurgents arguing over what the Romans had ever done for the Hebrews.

The commandos

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FRANCIS:
We're gettin' in through the underground heating system here, up through into the main audience chamber here, and Pilate's wife's bedroom is here. Having grabbed his wife, we inform Pilate that she is in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions?
COMMANDO XERXES:
What exactly are the demands?
REG:
We're giving Pilate two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Roman Imperialist State, and if he doesn't agree immediately, we execute her.
MATTHIAS:
Cut her head off?
FRANCIS:
Cut all her bits off. Send 'em back on the hour every hour. Show them we're not to be trifled with.
REG:
And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop her up, and that we shall not submit to blackmail!
COMMANDOS:
No blackmail!
REG:
They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
LORETTA:
And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG:
Yeah.
LORETTA:
And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG:
Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
XERXES:
The aqueduct?

REG:
What?
XERXES:
The aqueduct.
REG:
Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3:
And the sanitation.
LORETTA:
Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG:
Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS:
And the roads.
REG:
Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO:
Irrigation.
XERXES:
Medicine.
COMMANDOS:
Huh? Heh? Huh...
COMMANDO #2:
Education.
COMMANDOS:
Ohh...
REG:
Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
COMMANDO #1:
And the wine.
COMMANDOS:
Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS:
Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
COMMANDO:
Public baths.
LORETTA:
And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS:
Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
COMMANDOS:
Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
REG:
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
XERXES:
Brought peace.
REG:
Oh. Peace? Shut up!
[bam bam bam bam bam bam bam]
[bam bam bam bam bam]
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Something about Mary again:

7 Minute Abs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pnrq4M76pM

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This is the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcSuyZjjIM


THE BEST!!!!

I can't breathe!!!!!
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:18 PM
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From Friday when she tells Craig that he looks high...he brushes himself off and says, "Do I still look high???"
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Van Wilder when the "Colon Blow" kicks in.

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Shag - 5/31/2007 12:52 PM

Van Wilder when the "Colon Blow" kicks in.
HA!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HD94...elated&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCd32...elated&search=

Friday afternext watch them in order.
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Old 05-31-2007, 01:43 PM
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Christmas Vacation.........

Clark: "Eddy??"

Eddy: "Are you surprised to see us Clark?"

Clark: "Eddy.....................I woulnd't be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet."




And of Course, the classic...................STRIPES

"Will someone PLEASE tell me what the hell happened?!?!?!"

"Ya see..........we were on our way to play Bingo.......ya know, over at the 'Y'??? Well, the directions got all fouled up, and one thing led to another......................."
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Anchor man:

"that smells like Sasquatch's d1ck!"

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1. The movie "Old School" when he goes streaking and his wife pulls up on him.

2. The first 10 minutes of "Scary Movie 2".

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Old 05-31-2007, 03:51 PM
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Hey what about Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask?

The semen scene, the camera panning along the semen sitting waiting time to go out and there in the middle of all the white semen is a black one. Then them learning that they would be ejaculating into the air!
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The Dangerfield movies. I used to laugh through Back to School and Easy Money, but I cant remember any of the particular scenes off hand.
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Ludicrous - 5/31/2007 11:45 AM

Something about Mary again:

7 Minute Abs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pnrq4M76pM

Zipper:


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Zipper's my vote. Never laughed so hard.
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.... nvm
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Spies like Us

"It's a dikfer."

"What's a dikfer?"

"Peeing."
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In the movie "The Sandlot" about kids playing baseball. The littlest one jumped in the pools deep end and sinks to the bottom to get the hot teen girl lifeguard to save him. While she's giving him mouth to mouth he winks at his buddies then grabs her and starts kissing her. They all got kicked out. Years later they married and had a pile of kids. Funny clean movie.
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The toll booth scene in Blazing Saddles, "Go back and get a sh!tload of nickels!"
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