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Old 05-30-2007, 02:59 PM
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Throughout my day today, I realized that we are blessed with a few simple little pleasures every once in a while that make life a little more enjoyable. Things that aren't usually noticed and often taken for granted......



Here's my list....In no particular order........

1. Sneezing (kinda like an orgasm for the respatory system)



2. Taking a hot shower the day after being in the sun, when the skin isn't 'burnt', but it's real tight, ya know what I mean?



3. Scratching Athlete's Foot (Yes, some may argue it's disgusting, but when you get to 'that' point, it's the best scratching EVER!!! The consiquences of scratching, however,........not so good)



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Old 05-30-2007, 03:03 PM
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A perfectly timed fart?
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TN FREEBIRD - 5/30/2007 3:03 PM

A perfectly timed fart?

I sneezed this morning and it squeezed a fart out of me that felt like it had a dam razor blade in it. Brought a tear to my eye.
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A perfectly timed fart?

I sneezed this morning and it squeezed a fart out of me that felt like it had a dam razor blade in it. Brought a tear to my eye.
Quit eatin' them razor blades Bubba!
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:13 PM
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Laying my old, ragged body down on Clean sheets and pillow cases, after a tough day on the boat.
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:15 PM
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Buying an item from a vending machine and having two drop!

Putting on a pair of pants that you haven't worn in a while and finding $20 in one of the pockets.

Going to the mailbox and finding the latest PassageMaker magazine.



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How about sneezing in a hot shower while you scratch your athlete's foot?
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Ha ha, just thought about that today after my hair cut...was wondering why I was so happy...all I did was get a hair cut.
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...watching wild birds slosh around in the bird bath i just bought them. ..not a worry in the world, except the neighbor's cat, of course..
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watching the guy who cut you off then flipped you the bird before speeding away getting a ticket a couple miles up the road
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Reading the nonsense in the CRACKERASSCRACKER vs FLETCH thread on the boating forum.
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Captain Sid - 5/30/2007 2:53 PM

watching the guy who cut you off then flipped you the bird before speeding away getting a ticket a couple miles up the road
That actually happened to me while living in Beaumont Texas a couple of years ago. I just turned and grinned as I drove by. What a great feeling.
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10 Miles Offshore, Engine Off , Drifting, .... The Waves Hitting The Hull, Drinking My Favorite Drink/Cocktail...... As The Sun Sets On Another Day...... Add Naked Wive Or Girlfriend Or Both !!!!!!!!!!

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Friday afternoon.

A Yamaha Four Stroke 225 at idle.

A not-so-perfectly fitting string bikini on a perfect female body.
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rubbin one out
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Old 05-31-2007, 06:34 AM
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A phone call from the person you were JUST then thinkin' about ~ Some call it deja vue ~ I call it a blessing

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Any time I'm in the woods or out by or on the water does it for me.....a fishing pole in my hand also makes it a whole lot better.
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Taking a shower after a long dusty day working outside. Feels real good until you look down and see you've clogged the drain. So I dont look down anymore.
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Simple as a shoe shine and as complex as a sunset. Those are blessings.
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