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Old 05-30-2007, 02:23 PM
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Why don't cows die of heart attacks if milk is high in fat and cholesterol?

If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box, what color would it be?



If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?



Is there anything in the world more useless than a necktie?



If Fred Flintstone knows that the large order of ribs will tip his car over,why does he order them at the end of every show?



Why is it called Grey Poupon when it's really yellow?



Why do ambulances always have "ECNALUBMA" written on the hood?



Why is it called "Taking a dump" when you don't take it anywhere youjust leave it there?
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:33 PM
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JUST BECAUSE that's why...... Now go to your room and finish your homework!!!!
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:38 PM
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Ever wonder why you loose your truck keys??
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:49 PM
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I was eating lunch a little while ago and was wondering why I have to stir the fruit up from the bottom of a yogurt. Can't the yogurt factory stir it up for me?



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Old 05-30-2007, 02:56 PM
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What if C A T really spelled dog???
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:08 PM
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Nobody never answered my question about why sailors at sea for months would make up a mermaid who could just talk about sex instead of... not talking about sex.
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:11 PM
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...Why Chicago can turn the river green every St Patrick's, but they can't turn it blue the rest of the year?
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:13 PM
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You ever wonder why everybody else's ship smells worse than yours?
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