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Cardiologist Funeral

Old 05-29-2007, 05:29 PM
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral......... I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.
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Old 05-29-2007, 08:36 PM
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They're the perfect couple..he's a proctologist and she's a pain in the ass..........
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