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Old 05-22-2007, 07:44 PM
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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained that men stare at their breasts, but never listen to them.

They are also working on an even bigger version called the "Big Mac".

Details to follow.
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Old 05-23-2007, 01:09 AM
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Well am I sure glad I'm hard of hearing. Or at least I'll pretend to be!
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Old 05-23-2007, 04:29 AM
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I hope its saliva umm, I mean water proof.
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Old 05-23-2007, 08:26 AM
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Actually it doesn't get any better then listening to music and having an all day sucker to go right along with it
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Does it also vibrate?
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So, what if we are “nose to toes”? Does Apple have plans for a unit in her fun zone?



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Old 05-23-2007, 11:53 PM
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rayteagarden1 - 5/23/2007 9:35 PM

So, what if we are “nose to toes”? Does Apple have plans for a unit in her fun zone?



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I think it's going to be called iBoomBox Ray.


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Old 05-24-2007, 03:31 PM
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Made me laugh !!!!!!!!!! thanks
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