The redneck and the gorilla....

Old 05-11-2007, 02:23 PM
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A small zoo in North Carolina obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability
to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla
for $500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully.

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only
under four conditions:

1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition

2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."
Once again it was agreed.

4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to come up with the
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Old 05-11-2007, 03:23 PM
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Old 05-11-2007, 04:37 PM
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Bash the rednecks, bash the rednecks. Keep on and you're even gonna have the damm caveman feelin sorry for us.
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:26 PM
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i started laughing at the "southern baptist" line...and never stopped
that's good stuff
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Old 05-12-2007, 08:03 AM
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Whadya call a girl in alabama who can run faster than her brother?

A virgin..........
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