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Old man wants a baby

Old 05-05-2007, 07:47 PM
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An old man (86 years old) talking to his doctor."Doc, my wife and I are thinking of having anothe child."The doc said "Aren't you a little old to have a child?"The old man says " My wife and I think we can handle it!"Doc says "I've checked out your wife and she's O.K., sohere is a vile. Take it home and fill it with seman, returnit to me and I will test it."The next day the old man returns to the Doctor and gives himthe vile.The doctor looks at it and says "Sir, the vile is empty!"The old man states " I tried with my left hand, then I triedwith my right hand. My wife tried with her left hand, and thenwith her right hand. She then took out her dentures and tried withher gums.""But neither one of us could get the cap off
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Old 05-05-2007, 08:37 PM
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Talk about post and run. didn't you even check this after you posted?
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