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Old 04-30-2007, 09:30 PM
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A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."
The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"
And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator! [img]../images/emoticons/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:40 PM
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WOW!
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Old 04-30-2007, 11:42 PM
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:09 AM
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I know I look appreciate God's helping hand when it is extended, but I think I'll pass on the turning on the light thing!
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Old 05-01-2007, 08:04 PM
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Captain Sid...you crack me up! Keep um comin!
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